So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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