You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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