If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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