3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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