Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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