Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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