I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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