Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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