Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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