You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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