if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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