Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I faked an abortion last night.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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