Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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