Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So much rum. So many feels.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
How naked do you want me to be?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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