so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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