You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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