You work out of a Hotel?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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