It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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