See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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