I wish I could punch you in the face.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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