do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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