Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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