The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize