Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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