But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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