idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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