So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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