Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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