I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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