How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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