My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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