Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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