Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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