pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
