The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I don't deserve a penis
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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