He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
porn star boner night. come get it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize