can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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