You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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