i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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