it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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