I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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