So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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