Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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