Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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