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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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