That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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