she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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