No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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