Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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