Me. At least after what I've been through.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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