party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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