Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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