i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize