If that was your dad, he is hot
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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