I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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